interesting facts about interesting animals with funny-sounding names - an uninteresting introduction

Did you know the smallest known flying insect known to man today? - Me neither. It's 0.15 mm long. Its name is kikiki nuna.

And here is an image of a slightly bigger tiny flying critter: tinkerbella nana:

I've got no more facts to tell. Those little insects are just adorable in my opinion. I like their names: Kikiki and Tinkerbella.


Next: c. elegans aka caenorhabditis elegans, a well known worm.

camera

Nach langer Zeit wieder im Besitz einer ordentlichen Fotokamera.

Beinahe täglich begegne ich Bettlern und Straßenmusikanten auf dem Weg zur Arbeit. Vielleicht wäre das ein Ausgangspunkt für eine interessante Portraitserie, vorausgesetzt ich schaffe es, zehn Minuten früher aufzustehen und gelegentlich mal 2 bis 5 Euro oder eine freundliche Erklärung springen zu lassen.

Naja, ich hab' jetzt erst mal Urlaub...

portrait vs. photograph - Maria Feodorovna by Kramskoi

exhibit a: Dagmar, a girl from Denmark

exhibit b: Maria Feodorovna, empress

An example from long before the advent of Photoshop:
it's very interesting for me to compare paintings to the photographs or studies that they are based on.
While the photograph, at first sight, is a product of traces of light, captured by a machine and seemingly true to life, the painted portrait is completely the work of a skilled craftsman.

Kramskoi made Dagmar's chin a little bit more dented and the neck and the skull narrower. He also enlarged her breasts and put a smile on her face - just as a modern graphic designer would do it for a magazine-cover. And I guess that he wasn't even consciously aware of what he altered. But as you will see in an instant: the photo appears to be altered also, in an outrageously dilettantish way that has much in common with modern photoshopped pictures.

Her are some details for comparison:

The painted portrait: a beautiful smiling lady with a well-refined nose

The photo: Dagmar is seemingly annoyed by the long exposure-time and feels slightly over-dressed. Something tells me that the photographer did a bad nose-job here.

A blend of the two images. I didn't even have to rotate a layer.

Personal conclusion: photography is a useful tool for realist painters. Painting over photos makes photos bad. Painting as a form of art is superior to photography. Your taste may vary.

poems in python - part II: variations on Basho's pond

I won't go into the details of the higher art of writing haiku, because I can't. A common misconception about haiku is the notion that every poem must have a structure of 5-7-5 syllables. Nope, there's more to it.

But let's disregard high poetry for now and focus on one little splash: Basho's pond poem can be translated into English as follows:

at the age old pond
a frog leaps into water
a deep resonance

thus, the grammatical structure of this particular haiku reads like this:

preposition article adjective noun
article noun verb preposition noun
article adjective noun




So, I'll just take that grammatical structure and let my python-script generate some randomly created haiku. The code is provided at the end of this post:

after a cold territory
no governor shoots in dirt
the low cherries


for one cuddly thing
no marble wrings inside space
that juicy fifth


for one relieved soap
one doctor forswears on pear
one faithful winter


after one fancy club
a man wets after mom
one brief kitten


in that curly underwear
this carpenter overhears for apple
a delightful vase


for that little sweater
that space rebinds inside work
the late pest


for that broad drum
a pocket swears throughout jail
that greasy pig


in that rainy name
that coast sits for chicken
no late hope


for one delightful mint
one jeans weaves inside toothpaste
the long hill

...etc


Code, based on yesterday's snippet:

import random
# Functions

# Open a plaintext file named 'filename' with items
# separated by newlines, put its contents into a list
# and give one random item as output.
def get_from_file(filename):
  input_file = open(filename)
  list_of_contents = [
    line.strip() for line in input_file.readlines()
  ]
  input_file.close()
  output = random.choice(list_of_contents) + " " # add space after word
  return output

def noun_sg():
  return get_from_file('./files/noun_sg.txt')

def prep():
  return get_from_file('./files/preposition.txt')

def art_sg():
  return get_from_file('./files/article_sg.txt') #TBD: a or an

def verb_sg():
  return get_from_file('./files/verb_sg.txt')

def adj():
  return get_from_file('./files/adjective.txt')

#    at the age old pond
#    a frog leaps into water
#    a deep resonance

def sentence_a():
  x =[prep()+art_sg()+adj()+noun_sg()]
  print random.choice(x)

def sentence_b():
  x =[art_sg()+noun_sg()+verb_sg()+prep()+noun_sg()]
  print random.choice(x)

def sentence_c():
  x =[art_sg()+adj()+noun_sg()]
  print random.choice(x)

# Main
sentence_a()
sentence_b()
sentence_c()

Betrachtung

Beim Olivenessen erinnerte ich mich gerade an jene billigen Feuerzeuge, die es an der Tanke in meinem vorletzten und vor-vor-vorletzten Wohnort gab, an dem ich auch meine Schulzeit verbrachte. Es waren durchsichtige Feuerzeuge mit Kunststoffblumen in einem der beiden Flüssiggasabteile - "Kammern" zu sagen erscheint mir in diesem Zusammenhang irreführend und doch wieder auf eine Celan'sche Weise treffend. - Nebst der Kunststoffblume mit Kunstseidenblüte war in der Gaskammer auch häufig eine braune Laus dabei. Angesichts der Häufigkeit, mit der ich Feuerzeuge mit Blume und Laus antraf, kann ich nicht von einem Zufall ausgehen.
Kleine Hände in einer unsäglichen Fabrik mussten die Blume und die Laus, die nicht aus Plastik sondern augenscheinlich größtenteils aus Chitin war, kunstvoll zusammengefügt haben.

Außerhalb der Europäischen Union, zumindest, gibt es Schwellenwerte für die Anzahl der Insektenteile und Rattenexkremente, die Erdnussbutter enthalten darf, von der ich, in Zusammenhang mit Toast und Honig gern Gebrauch mache in den letzten Wochen.

Die Fragen, die sich mir jetzt gerade aber stellen sind losgelöst von solchen Überlegungen: wo gibt es jene geschmacksneutrale Paprikapaste, die in Streifenform gehärtet, gefaltet, in entkernte grüne Oliven gesteckt wird? Und - wissen die Besitzer der kleinen Hände, die jene Paprikapastenstreifen in frisch entkernte grüne Oliven stecken von den Läusen in Feuerzeugen?

raah aaahh

background for digital etching

seascape, sea, ape, see?